Paddick

An interesting email arrives in my inbox titled: "ANOTHER CLUELESS POLICY FROM THE CAPITAL’S CLUELESS CANDIDATE - PADDICK."

For a moment I thought Brian Paddick had livened up the tedious London Mayoral election with an unusually honest campaign slogan.

But no, it turns out it was just an unfortunately-phrased press release waffling on about Boris Johnson and buses. Shame.