Mistakes

Hmm. It's one thing industry website holdthefrontpage.co.uk lifting bits of this blog and then rewriting them in a rather smutty manner, but it's another thing entirely to get the name of the paper wrong. More here , unless they've corrected it by now.

Talking of mistakes, reporter Brian Haran insists I got myself in a muddle last week when I claimed he shares a birthday with Billy Joel.

Unless he takes his case to the Press Complaints Commission, he won't be getting an apology out of me, and further investigations reveal he was also born in the same year as Confessions of a Windowcleaner star Robin Askwith and Suzi Quatro.

Large parts of this week's paper are on hold until we know the outcome of tonight's Bristol City v Palace play-off.

If Palace turn the deficit around we'll obviously be going to town on their Wembley date, and if they don't...well, we won't. Here's hoping.